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Thursday, December 10th, 2009
qaf_drabbles
[ vl_redreign ]
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9:24p
The 37 Days Of Gusmas
Title: Baby Sister
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) vl_redreign
Prompt: Cooking
Notes: This one just growed. I couldn't stop it. Taylor family juju is strong. Sorry, I don't have an icon for this, so andybj's 'annoying Brian' doodle will suffice. Nicely, I think. ETA: Kudos to court1429 for catching a typo!
( Baby Sister )
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vl_redreign
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5:59p
I know this isn't important in the general scheme of things, but...
OMG!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
"Dear cocktail waitress...the latest of Tiger Woods's weekly stops:
Please, for the love of all that is unholy, will you just shut the fuck up now? Seriously, you expect me to believe that you were the only woman on the planet that didn't know that Tiger was married? Seriously? No wait, SERIOUSLY??? And since you claim that you were upset when you found out that you weren't the only one, does that mean you have to keep spamming my tv set with your "revelations"?
You weren't. There were at least 12 others. So get over it. He didn't love you, and he sure as hell isn't gonna call you to cheer him up now. Oh, and was it really necessary to give US Weekly all your saved text messages? There's a wife and children involved, I'm guessing you don't give a shit about that.
Class act, you are. Now get your ass back to work. Because you're not gonna be the next Mrs Tiger Woods. In case you were wondering."
No love,
Red
And in case you're wondering, flist of mine, no, I'm not sticking up for Tiger. He's a prick. But neither am I impressed with women trying to get famous. This is about as sad as Zsa Zsa Gabor's crypt-keeper husband claiming to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
K, I'm done.
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vl_redreign
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12:24p
OMGWTF?!?!
ROTFLMFAO
Oh, Teabaggers, you SLAY me!!
Mandatory Christmas carols. In school.
MANDATORY!!!
So, in other words, fuck you if you're not Christian. You will sing The 12 Days OF Christmas, and you will not adapt it to suit your nefarious heathen beliefs.
Or, in the words of Ahmed The Dead Terrorist: "SILENCE!!! I keel you!!!"
Sorry, been watching Jeff Dunham way too much.
People...DAMN. Just...*grabs head*
Ummm...what are the chances that someone has an icon of Ahmed TDT? *g*
ETA: I love my flist!! the_minx_17 and michira_70 have given me AHMED!!!
I like Jose Jalapeno-"on a steeeck" also! Good thing I'm not the only one that likes Jeff Dunham!
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(5 comments | comment on this) Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
qaf_drabbles
[ vl_redreign ]
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9:42p
The 37 Days Of Gusmas
Title: The Muse, She Strikes
Author: vl_redreign
Prompt: Frost
Notes: Only one tonight, guys. Auntie Red is tired.
“So, did you and Daphne have a good time?” Brian asked.
“Yeah. We pigged out on room service-“
“Did you max out the doctor’s credit card, too?”
“Are you ever gonna let that go?” Justin complained.
“Hmmm, let me see…that would be a no.”
“Fuck you.”
“Anytime.”
Justin sighed, his breath fogging the window.
“Now, Sunshine, none of that. You’ll be on your back with your legs in the air in no time. Are you ready for your show?”
“I guess. I have one piece that…” He trailed off, staring at the frost pattern on the window. “I gotta go.”
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(3 comments | comment on this) Thursday, December 10th, 2009
(12 comments | comment on this) Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
vl_redreign
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12:38p
Things that make Red go "Hmmm..."
I've been wanting to do this for awhile, maybe make it a weekly thing. Cause y'all, there are some fucked up people in the world, and some absolutely batshit insanery going on.
Then there's things that just make me giggle.
( Whatever are you talking about, Red? )
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bj_action
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9:12p
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qaf_drabbles
[ frantic_quest ]
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5:03p
The 37 Days of Gusmas
Title: A Christmas Fairy's Tale
Author: frantic_quest
Prompt: Image of Christmas Tree
Note: So this one is in six parts. Mega-monster warning for excessive schmoopiness!!
( A )
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teary_eyed2
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3:28a
Fandom want a cracker?
Jesus Christ Face of God on cracker snowflake cookie! ;)
Ok, did a little [calling] birdie tweet how I haven't been milking/drumming/piping/leaping/dancing around a patridge in a pear tree?
Although in my song there are two turtle doves and an alien in a mummy.
( The Twelve Days of Not-Quite-Xmas )
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(1 comment | comment on this) Monday, December 7th, 2009
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